07 August 2005

Canadians offer to "Marry an American"

I think this is serious and it was mentioned in an earlier post, Canadians volunteer to marry progressives Americans to help them immigrate:

The idea behind Marry An American is simple: You have the power to rescue a progressive American from four more years of George W. Bush, should he be re-elected.

Americans, sick of the political climate of their homeland, have long sought refuge within Canadian borders. And let's face it, when compared to the United States, Canada is a liberal utopia & we have universal healthcare (in two languages!), gay marriage, free marijuana for everyone, and we don't like guns.

Already, our American counterparts are fleeing the U.S. in droves and buying up land along our borders. We envision a movement where everyone wins: Freedom of expression and a politically convenient marriage with love and igloos for all.

Canadian singles, tired of the dating scene, are willing to act for love or just plain pity. Let's drop our borders/inhibitions/commitment issues, set a date, pick out our china patterns and wed a sexy American liberal.

I'm adding a link on the right.


At Thu. Aug. 11, 06:00:00 a.m. PDT, Blogger Daedalus said...

How about Canadians just helping Americans fix what is wrong with America?

At Fri. Aug. 12, 04:12:00 p.m. PDT, Blogger newugr said...

There are 30 million Canadians and 300 million "Americans"

You do the math

At Sat. Aug. 13, 04:22:00 p.m. PDT, Anonymous Steve said...

these are probably the same people who expect Americans to stick their noses everywhere in the world, or whenever it suits delusions of empire

america isnt going to fix everything in the world (and actually makes most things worse) and the same goes for progressives in North America.

the question is, are you a progressive or a COLLABORATOR?

At Sat. Aug. 13, 10:49:00 p.m. PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this isn't real


At Sun. Aug. 14, 09:09:00 a.m. PDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it is still canadian sponsored and thats good enough in my book!

At Tue. Aug. 16, 08:21:00 a.m. PDT, Blogger newugr said...

Thank you for that anonymous.

At Tue. Aug. 16, 06:48:00 p.m. PDT, Anonymous Katie said...

Just so you know, "daedalus" is a known Nazi. She doesn't want anyone to leave because she wants a new Nazi empire based in the U.S., she just doesn't like the current leader. Here is where she is plotting:

Cathleen Glover
431 Warner Street NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202)721-9200 (daytime)

I don't listen to bigots like that.

At Tue. Aug. 16, 10:24:00 p.m. PDT, Blogger newugr said...

She definitely has some issues


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